The shoe scandal

I hate to shop, especially for shoes. I have this problem with my feet. It is so hard to find the right pair of shoes to fit these mysterious feet of mine. Most shoes aren’t durable enough to bear with the way I walk; they’ll turn into shoe zombies in no time. And most of the time I end up buying shoes which I swear it was initially created as a torturing device. And so I decided to make some sacrifices to get the best pair of shoes, the right one, the ‘it’ shoe, the shoe of my dreams. So I convert myself as a window shopper. I spend more time in malls, searching, bargaining, testing, and splurging. My shoe rack is almost full now with high quality shoes that should worth my every sen splurging on em.

But hey, what am I wearing now? Selipar jamban 10 ringgit aku beli kat Tesco. Pegi kelas? Selipar 6 ringgit aku beli kat Giant. The expensive shoes? Haram. Sakit kaki. Sakit bontot. Sakit hati. Bila tengok kat kedai, hati melonjak2 nak beli. Especially wedges (not the potato dish) they look so comfortable and cute. But the moment I slip into em, I walk like a limping witch. Tempang. Capek. Jijik. If I walk with em, blisters will show up. Kaki rase nak tercabut. I see girls with heels or wedges, they walk like runway models, their butt looks bigger and their boobs are perkier. Me in heels? As mentioned above. Terus eligible mintak OKU card. Why can’t I look hot in heels? The worse thing is,why can’t I stop buying em? The fact that I know I won’t use em. The fact that I know I can’t have em. I can’t afford em.

Dik, ko igt best sgt ke pakai heels?

Sebenarnya my views seeing girls in heels; Nampak cm makcik, Nampak gedik. Tapi aku beli gak. Tapi haram pakai gi kelas, segan gile. Pakai keluar jalan, as mentioned above lah. Hodoh. Dalam hati maki hamun diri sendiri sbb gi bazir duit beli kasut yg suicidal. Bila turun tangga dah mengucap. Mcm malaikat maut dah standby bawah tangga nak cabut nyawa aku. So now, I should move on. I should let the wedges and heels go. They deserve better. Not a limping witch like me. I pity em for having a confused owner like me. At times I love em, most of the time I hate em. Why should I sacrifice for a thing that brings out the worse in me? Maybe it’s not time yet. Aku butuh waktu yang panjang for me to look nice in heels. Maybe now I am better off with flats, with selipar jamban 10 ringgit. So to heels and wedges, kite chill la dulu skrg. Take things slow. Aku simpan korang bebaik dalam rack kasut.

Dear heels, you deserve better owners like these two chicks.

Drg ptt mng noble prize doh. HEBAT!

For the 80,000 Malaysians who are unemployed.

You wanna know why there are approximately 80,000 Malaysian who are unemployed?

Rambut mereka tidak cukup memikat.

Be realistic-lah! Who on earth would hire you if your hair looks like this?

Don’t believe me? Switch on the TV and watch the latest Sunsilk shampoo advert. The girl got the job because her hair was seductive!

“Rambut memikat, kerja pun dapat.”



YES! Now we have the solution to decrease the 4.5% rate of unemployment in Malaysia!! Get a bottle of Sunsilk shampoo, NOW! PRONTO!

And the cliche goes...

Love is blind. Check out today's headlines la beb




#1http://www.kosmo.com.my/
Mahu mati selepas gaduh dengan kekasih
Seorang anggota bomba bersedia menyelamatkan seorang wanita yang mengugut mahu bunuh diri berhampiran Stesen LRT Pudu, Kuala Lumpur semalam.


KUALA LUMPUR – Gara-gara hilang pertimbangan selepas bertengkar dengan teman lelaki, seorang gadis cuba membunuh diri dengan berdiri di tepi laluan jejantas berdekatan laluan transit aliran ringan (LRT) Pudu di sini semalam.
Bagaimanapun, dalam kejadian pada pukul 9.30 pagi, sepasukan enam anggota bomba dan penyelamat Jalan Hang Tuah dapat menyelamatkan gadis berusia 19 tahun itu selepas memujuknya selama 45 minit.
Jejantas setinggi 15 meter itu terletak berdekatan Flat Sri Sarawak dan berada di antara Stesen Pudu dan Stesen Hang Tuah.
Ekoran tindakan gadis itu, perkhidmatan LRT di laluan tersebut terpaksa ditangguhkan lebih satu jam kerana bomba mahu memasang jaring di bawah jejantas itu.
Pegawai Operasi Bomba dan Penyelamat Jalan Hang Tuah, Mohd. Rafi Husni berkata, gadis yang dikenali sebagai Rohana itu dikatakan mula bergaduh dengan kekasihnya sejak semalam.

Seorang anggota bomba bersedia menyelamatkan seorang wanita yang mengugut mahu bunuh diri berhampiran Stesen LRT Pudu, Kuala Lumpur semalam.

#2 http://www.hmetro.com.my/

Wook diulit rindu

Oleh Mohd Nasif Badruddinmnasif@hmetro.com.my

KUALA BERANG: “Lama mana pun saya sanggup tunggu, rasa sayang itu masih tebal dalam hati,” kata Mek Wook Kundor, 106, yang kini tinggal keseorangan sejak suaminya, Mat Noor Che Musa, 37, ditahan Agensi Anti Dadah Kebangsaan (AADK) kerana positif dadah, Selasa lalu.Wook berkata, sejak Mat Noor dibawa ke Pusat Pemulihan Penagihan Narkotik (Puspen) Sungai Besi, dia tidak putus-putus berdoa supaya suaminya itu insaf dan dapat kembali bersamanya.“Perasaan saya sekarang lebih daripada teringat padanya siang dan malam, sebab dia yang jaga saya selama ini dalam keadaan susah atau senang.“Dia suami yang baik dan berbudi, cuma perangai saja kadang-kadang tidak baik. Tetapi apapun dia tetap suami saya sebab sanggup menjaga saya dalam apa jua keadaan termasuk ketika sakit,” katanya yang memakai baju kemeja Mat Noor bagi mengubat kerinduan ketika ditemui di rumahnya di Kampung Tok Bat, semalam.Menurutnya, sejak Mat Noor ditahan, ramai orang mengunjungi dan memberi bantuan kepadanya. Namun katanya, sebanyak manapun duit, ia tidak bermakna sebab tiada orang hendak menjaganya.Meskipun tinggal keseorangan, Wook turut dibantu anak saudaranya, Noraini Yusof, 56, yang menetap di Ajil memberi makanan kepadanya setiap hari.Kebetulan ketika kunjungan Harian Metro semalam, Wook turut dikunjungi dua pegawai AADK.

Moral of the stories :

#1 Getting in the news for trying to kill yourself won't win his heart, try something else, ok? Join a scratch and win contest maybe?

#2 If you are a junkie who needs extra cash, try to mug senior citizens, not marry them, silly!

Best ke jadi single?

Minggu ni, bulan ni, hari ni, tu je perkataan yang aku dengar "Best la jadi single"

Perasaan aku, nak je aku tolak orang2 tu kat slide yang penuh dengan serpihan kaca yang tajam yang ditegakkan yang akan mencucuk2 badan orang2 yang aku tolak tu, yang akan slide sambil terhiris daging belakang badan hingga nampak putih tulang belakang dia, pastu terus *keboom* masuk dalam besen atau pool yang penuh dengan perahan limau nipis. Biar dorang menggelitik2 pedih, air limau tadi tukar jadi sirap sebab darah dorang yang melimpah ruah daripada luka tercarik serpihan kaca tadi. Akan aku gelak macam penjahat dalam drama Gerak Khas. “Har Har Har..Sapa suruh kata jadi single best? Camtu lah pedihnya hati aku sekarang. Ah, rasakan!” kataku pada orang2 itu.

Now back to reality. Best ke being single? Korang tak sakit hati tengok orang lain ade couple? Ade partner yang korang tak payah pening2 nak jaga hati, cos him/her will love you just the way you are? Yang boleh share anything that you can’t share with anyone else, and won’t be judgmental of what you have said.

Don’t you the it when you see couples holding hands, cuddling each other while waiting inline to buy movie tickets? And there you are standing at the back of them, mengutuk, konon2 menyampah, padahal jaki gile babi. Takde sape nak peggang tangan korang. Takde sape nak belek2 muka korang. So, kutukla dorang sampai lebam. “Cinta agung la tu!” korang cemek tgk couple pakai baju sedondon. “boria sg. pisang ka?” Tgk lelaki bawakkan GF punya handbag, “cewah, romantic ah tu” Pastu korang tabor doa plak “ala, lepas kawen mesti cerai berai” Bile kwn2 korang yang ade partner jawab telefon and gayut bisik2, korang pun menyumpah dalam hati “wek wek, geli aku, tadi dok mencarut baik punya, dok isap rokok mcm Castello, skali awek call, suara Upin Ipin terus kuar”

Lalu, demi mengkaver kekecewaan serta ke-loser-an korang, korang pun hemburkan ayat setan ni “jadi single lagi best” kenapa ? Free from commitment. Boleh keluar ngan sape, boleh wat ape2, takde sape halang. Boleh flirt suka suki. And terbaru aku dengar 5 min lepas, keje penat2, dapat duit kite patut enjoy duit to on our own. Ek? Lagi happy single. Bebas. Ek?

Maybe, korang been hook up with wrong guy/girl. That fucked your mind about having a relationship. Maybe korang punya previous relationships sucked so bad that you guys are better off single. Bebas. Tapi sampai kapan sich?! Bile betul2 down, nak carik kawan2 ke? For girls, kalau korang baru je jatuh tangga ke, kaki luka, nak mengadu. Nak call kawan perempuan ke? Mau kena gelak.atau dituduh lesbian. Nak call kawan lelaki? Tell you what, at this age, all the best ones are taken. Yang tinggal tu hati2 kering.

To be frank, I know many would be outrage upon reading this post. Mesti sampai baling laptop kat dalam akuarium. Tak pun cucuh ibu jari jiran sebelah ngn mancis berapi. Aku tau the fact that ramai suka jadi single. Tapi bagi aku, aku tak. For now, ni first time after 10 years aku single. Yes, I have been in romantic relationships for 10 years now. Fuck you for saying the few first are cinta beruk or monyet or hamster. To me it was real. Not kasik surat isi bedak kindda thing ok. I must admit, aku ni minah jiwang. I need someone there for me, a BF to be specific. Aku tak punya kawan yang ramai, I mean, teman2 lepak. Cos I spend most of my time with my boyfriend.

Now, I am lost. I have to buy a book on “Being single for Dummies”. I know being single can be fun. I was just being over emotional the first few paragraph. Ye aku tau semua ade pros and cons. Masalahnya, aku tak jumpe ape PROS of being single. Aku tak reti nak hang out ngn kawan.

Paling sedih. Aku tak tau cmne nak MOVE ON! Ni paling cibai. Ni paling seksa. Aku nak move on. Aku nak jadi seperti dia. Aku nak hati kering. Aku nak tengok couples and gelakkan dorang for being so wishy washy and boringggg… aku nak buat sesuatu yang aku akan cakap “time couple takleh wat camni” tapi mcm aku buat je sme bnde time couple. Takkan aku nak berak dalam longkang and cakap bnde tu? Hahaha. Tuhan, kuatkan hati aku untuk tempuhi alam single.

As for now, seeing the qualities of guys now days, nafsu aku nak single gelojak gak. Hurgh!

The best 7 ringgit I've ever spent

I went to a warehouse sale. I bought this for 7 bucks.

13 songs songs included:

The satisfaction I got after karaoke-ing non-stop all the 13 songs:

Priceless.

Hidop Rock Kapak!!!!!

Chocoholic at Rage!

Hasil tangan my sister and I. I designed most of the patterns. It was so fun! Never realize I had the 'hands' for these things. So, what do you guys think? Should I start a buisness or something? Ada commersial value tak?

Chocolate coated round cookies

I thought my hands are too 'keras' for making these cuties.

Homemade Chocolates

White chocolate with starwberry filing, dairy chocolate peanutbutter filing, dark chocolate with nuts

Large cookie with customized design

This was pinggang breaking. payah, to get the hang of it!

This shit I'm in

Aku rimas. Rimas.

Hidup aku tunggang langgang. Padan muka aku, ikut hati sangat. Orang dah pesan, ikut hati, mati.

Sekarang amik, padan muka aku.

Rimas

Rimas

Aku taknak benci diri aku, sebab budak sekolah je rase cmtu. Aku taknak cakap yang hidup ni tak adil. Budak baru lepas sunat je cakap camtu.

Aku taknak dendam ngan orang, walaupun kaum aku terkenal dengan sikap tu.

So I'm telling myself, I may fall in the deep shit so many times, but I won't stay in there.

Making mistakes should make me a better person. Falling in love with the mistakes I keep on making will me love myself.

Yes. I deserve better.

Aku terlalu ikut kehendak orang, pernah ke orang tanya dan ambil pusing apa kehendak aku?

Nah. Ini kehendak aku.